Brian: You should make some scary sugar cookies for Halloween.
Cathy: I'll make smiley vampires and Frankenstein's monster cookies and they'll be so CUTE!
Brian: You and I see Halloween very differently.
Unfortunately for Brian, I stuck to my plan and made these cute little guys. I wish we knew our neighbors so I could pass them out to trick-or-treaters, but since we don't they'd definitely be thrown away due to suspicions of poison and razor blades. I had to settle with taking them to work, where I'm pretty sure people know I'm not trying to kill them.